The iPhone Rumor Bullshit Bingo

Blame it on being a Monday, or my need to forget about my stomach pains (it appears that I'm the proud new owner of what seems to be a stress-induced stomach irritation), or simply the fact that the iPhone rumor-mongering nonsense has been going on for far too long and there are far too many people taking it seriously.

I hereby present to the Apple-loving world...

The amazing iPhone Rumor Bullshit Bingo

Which reminds me, this server has been taking a serious pounding from what I believe to be Trackback Spambots, so I decided to lessen the load significantly by pulling out all the stops on my Coral HTTP caching.

Things should go back to normal in a couple of days. Until then, feel free to suggest more phrases for the bingo cards.